10.21.2005

If they made condoms ...

Condoms Types

1. Campbell's Hungry Man Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good...
2. Coca Cola Condoms: the real thing.
3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun!
5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going...
6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest.
7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities.
8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good.
9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper!
11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop!
12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
13. Nike Condoms: just do it.
14. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
15. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
16. Tattslotto Condoms: Who's next?
17. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
18. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
19. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
20. Yellow pages Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? don't you wish everybody did?

Thanks to a poster to the Canadian Gay Yahoo group!

2 comments:

Aunty Bertha said...

Those are pretty good, Rick. I would like to point out that Bounty is the quicker picker upper.

You are going to love the new Mars Bar slogan though...

Pleasure you can't measure.

Aunty B.

Rick Barnes said...

Pleasure you can't measure, I asm a MARS Bar fan now. I wonder where they picked that slogan up?

Rather pleasing I might say for the quickie relief.

Thanks for that!