Do all straight guys have this problem?

Straight boy? His cock is sucked too much?

Take a look at this, I DoughBot points us to the Onion for this little piece...

Do all straight guys have this problem? ...

"I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! "
~ the Onion has more.


Ian-Ivy du Bois said...

ahahahaha, guillermo (the guy i talked about in my last post) sent me that text a few days ago... i just laughed out loud and thouht about denial... what a problem!!
half of my straight lovers had it hehehehe

Greg said...

This was just too damn funny!

Rick Barnes said...

Made my day dude. How many times eh? LOL!