7.28.2005

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter

This is a joke I received from a elist I belong too.

Now it's funny yet it has a serious side too it. It's allright in this life to advertise for god and that god advertisement prohibits many of the rest of us from doing and being who we are.

Enough of the lecture, here is the joke ...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."

4 comments:

outwest said...

*!!!* ...now there’s peppermint tea all over my monitor, my keyboard, my desk, my mouse – my mouse can’t swim! – my notes, my resume (oh, no! my resume!)...

This one’s gonna make the rounds...

ROFLMAO!

Rick Barnes said...

LOL

that's sweet guy!

Tammy said...

That is awesome!!! I love that one!!!

JimBobby said...

Whooee! That's a laff, RickFeller. It's short enuff that I might even be able t' rememberize it.

JB