Gay haiku poems for the Election

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ART FAG / From barebacking Harper to moustache daddy Layton

Stephen Harper

Dildos are cheaper
With the reduced GST.
Queers should vote for me.

Jack Layton

By rolling shirt sleeves
I turn into Canada's
Barack Obama.

Stéphane Dion

I'll get the gay vote:
Just tell them I'm related
To Celine Dion.

Elizabeth May

Like Kermit the Frog
It's not easy being green.
I'm often quite blue.