Sex is like snow ...

"Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last" Anonymous

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson

"Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen." Dr. William H. Masters

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!" George Bernard Shaw